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Pardon our dust.
The Mug Mall is an online mall... with just mugs ;) We’re still stocking the shelves, see you soon!
Grand openingSunday, Nov 1
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It’s opening day. Someone’s looking for the keys.
Store directoryLevel 1
- 101AffirmationsOpening soon. watch.
- 102The Officeyour white elephant headquarters
- 103Nostalgiadialing up...
- 104Facebook Auntsincreasing font size
- 105IG LoreLink in bio
- 106BooksOpening soon. Shh.
- 107MusicSoundcheck
- 108Co-opAccepting community designs now
- 109Mug ShotsProcessing
- 110HolidaysDecorating since August
- 111Available for leaseBring your store to the main directory!
Mall hours: soon. © 2026 The Mug Mall
Level 2 · Arcade
Stack the mugs.
Tap to drop each mug on the stack. Whatever hangs off falls off. Miss completely and it’s on the floor.
Level 2 · Arcade
Handle it.
You’re a mug. Get to the exit. Three levels: the concourse, the food court, then Black Friday. It gets worse.
Level 3 · Food court
Smells like opportunity.
Every mall has a food court. Ours is all coffee. Bring your brand, take a counter, keep your name on the sign.
- What you get
- A counter in the directory and your own page in the mall.
- What you bring
- Your coffee, your bags, your shipping.
- The rent
- Monthly. Leave whenever.
- The fine print
- You keep your brand. We keep the lights on.
Tell us what you roast. We’ll send the lease terms.
Food courtLevel 3
- 301ReservedName pending.
- 302ReservedStill picking a font.
- 303ReservedSigns going up.
- 304ReservedOpening with the mall.
- 305AvailableYour coffee brand here for a monthly price
- 306AvailableSame deal. Different counter.
Staff entrance